I read this in Sir Patrick Stewart’s voice.
(Source: wrong-url-motherfucker)
Names Tav.
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
and dont forget the timeless classic 515-808-2362 that only plays the John Cena theme
(844) 283-4443 veggietales hotline
first of all, why did no one tell me there is a veggie tales hotline?
(via arcadesmiles)
pros of being adult:
- absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight
cons of being adult:
- absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight
(via unleashed111)
I had to leave my lab computer for a bit while working so I posted this
did they log you out
No the possum said not to.
(via yazzdonut)
i was going through old files looking for something and i found the best thing i’ve ever done
(via sumersprkl)
ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT BITCH BEAR
(Source: twinkle-twinkle-little-emily, via pixlezq)
Hermit crab using a skull for a shell
Reblog if you support goth crab
Character Concept
(via waitinghopingliving)
I bet Guzma drives a minivan
anyways girls with big thighs and squishy tummies are perfect
(via jannelle-o)
i want to be a guy just so I can be gay
Same, i want dick but i also want a dick
daily reminder to not ship disgusting shit like incest or pedophilia, since youre just enabling the people who do that shit and harm people with it
Nah.
My fucking 7 year old sister is rapping migrane by twenty one pilots and shes actually not that bad
Its exam week and theres only two people i want to be right now.
Charles Xavier from Xmen or Kenny McCormick from south park.